Grandma Takes on Daycare

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Who Would Have Thunk It!!’

For many reasons, I recently came off a stint as a dog-walking volunteer at our local shelter, which didn’t fit my mojo. The dogs were not one of them.

In the meantime, I’d been visiting my granddaughter at her daycare center and one day, one of the teachers in her baby room asked if I’d be interested in volunteering. It was like a big, juicy plum landed in my volunteer’s vacant lap and I immediately said yes!

So, this almost 70-something began changing diapers, soothing crying babies, rocking babies to sleep, and playing all kinds of silly games with them – all while sprawled out on the floor. Granted, it is sometimes tricky getting up and going down, but I manage.

Then there’s lunchtime! Woohoo! Talk about party time! We are eating food, including soft stuff like yogurt, with our hands, throwing food, taking someone else’s food, and eating lord knows how much of our own food. There is also the sippy cup contest, with cups being traded and thrown.

My beautiful granddaughter likes to play hard-to-get with her Omi (me), so I busy myself with the other beautiful babies while she careens around the play area behind one of those push-em toys, always with a split glance or two to see if I am looking at her. I usually am.

In the meantime, I have fallen in love with the other little ones. There is Lyle, whose huge blue eyes and shy little smile absolutely melt me. And there’s Harvey, who smiles no matter what wild things may be transpiring around him.  And Billy who takes one look at me and bursts out crying. And little Sierra, who is the most going-with-the-flow child I have ever seen. She is a precious little waif who I just want to scoop up and cuddle.

While all this is going on, my little Kelly comes closer and closer and hands me various and sundry toys, laying claim to the fact that I am hers and she is mine.

Omi reigns.

Pigeons as Pets

It’s no surprise that pigeons get a bad rap. They are called dirty, the rats of the sky, disease spreaders, and more. The truth is that these are lovely, sociable, and highly intelligent creatures!

I once had a pet pigeon that I named Oroville. We determined that he was indeed a “he,” as we never found any errant eggs hiding in his cage. He was given to me by a man who raced pigeons, and about whom I was writing a story for a local newspaper. I oohed and ahhed over his flock of homing pigeons, and lo and behold, he offered me one of his. Oroville was just a baby, technically called a “squab,” when I got him – he had just one feather poking out of the top of his head, and the rest of him was just pink, wrinkly skin.

It didn’t take long for me to fall in love; he likewise bonded with me. Whenever I entered the room where his cage was, he would start his mating dance. It became a source of joy in my daily routine.

His cooing sound was a source of serenity for me. I loved just sitting next to his cage and listening to him it.

I knew my pigeon was bright, but I have since learned some interesting things about how smart pigeons really are. They can:

  • Recognize themselves in a mirror
  • Recognize the letters of the alphabet
  • Figure out which human is which in a photograph

And, as homing pigeons, they recognize landmarks and even travel by human roads, canals, and other signposts.

Pigeons are also social animals. They like to be in flocks of 20 – 30 other birds, and they mate for life. I was sure that Oroville’s dance for me was his way of showing me I was his one and only.

Despite being clean birds, on the other hand, their poop can be a source of disease, as it carries bacteria, spores, and viruses. Pneumonia is one concern from inhaling pigeon poop, as are psittacosis, cryptococcosis, and histoplasmosis. Except for pneumonia, the last 3 illnesses are generally mild in those with strong immune systems.

So, if you are thinking of getting a bird, consider the very under-rated, smart, affectionate pigeon. You won’t be sorry when your bird delights in performing his mating dance for you every day!

Proud Women

Happy after the 4th of July day!

We went to an enlightening party yesterday for a combined 4th and my son’s 40th birthday! They have a ton of friends, all with kids, so their beautiful backyard pool was filled with them, as well as with their moms.

Now here comes the point of this little article. A good number of the moms were quite curvy and were clearly proud and confident in their voluptuous skin. I was inspired! In my generation, ample women were relegated to covering themselves and gathering in corners so as not to show their bodies.

Kudos to all women who are proud of their brains and bodies!

Picture thanks to Photo by Peter Spencer: https://www.pexels.com/photo/fireworks-display-1317374/

Pope Paul Speaks

So the other day I got this text message that started with, “Hi. I’m Gemini,” that went on to briefly introduce itself as a way to automatically generate and respond to my text messages. Gemini is an artificial intelligence tool offered by none other than Google! Since it’s a Google product, it can infiltrate and work with all Google products: Gemini comes in both free and paid versions. The free version offers the following:

  • Text-based prompts and text generation
  • Upload and create images
  • Search Google products

The paid version includes:

  • AI model that can handle more complex tasks
  • Enhanced and longer conversation capability
  • Use Gemini inside Google apps like Gmail and Docs
  • 2TB of storage

So what, exactly, does text generation do:

  • Drafts content for emails, letters, and other forms of correspondence
  • Creates educational content, such as speeches, study guides, presentations, and lesson plans
  • Translates text from one language to another
  • Drafts business communications like proposals, website content, and memos
  • Provides tips to revise or improve existing written content
  • Writes creative content, such as social media posts, storylines for games, and prompts for journaling exercises

This sounds deliriously intoxicating, but where does the human fit in?

Alleged Benefits

It’s only fair to discuss the alleged benefits of AI-based text generation.

Note: “Alleged” is the operative word

  • Time Saving and Efficiency: Text generation can save considerable time and effort in preparing large amounts of text, freeing up time for other tasks.
  • Creativity Boost: AI surpasses the speed with which humans can generate unique and original content with high speed such as stories and poems.
  • ADA Advantage: AI offers people with disabilities the ability to perform new skills.
  • Customer Communication Improvement: AI enables businesses to create personalized, text-generated messages.  
  • Writing Improvement: Text generation can give writers in specific language tips to improve their skills.  

Negative Impacts of AI

On the other hand, there are serious issues with and implications of AI technology on society and culture. Here are just a few.

  • Backroom Inaccessible: What this means is that you and I probably have no clue how and why AI makes the decisions it does for our work and how to modify it accordingly.
  • Job Losses: Particularly vulnerable are jobs in healthcare, marketing, and manufacturing.
  • Manipulation of Audiences: Think politics, where AI is threatening to create a cesspool of lies and deceit to politicians’ benefit.
  • Surveillance: Want privacy? That is soon to be a thing of the past. Or is it already?
  • Goodbye Ethics: Would you believe this from Pope Paul. He urged nations to develop international treaties to regulate the development of AI. Specifically, he said:

“The unique human capacity for moral judgment and ethical decision-making is more than a complex collection of algorithms, and that capacity cannot be reduced to programming a machine.”

Truth be told when I got the “Gemini” text message advertising its ability to generate my text messages, I was incensed and felt like throwing my phone across the room. Indeed, I feel like we are heading toward a civilization of idiots where AI is taking over our brains, and ultimately, everything that we do. The implication of this is chilling, and I’m afraid, we are not far off from this disturbing reality.

Blessing to Pope Paul who said it best.

Sources:
https://builtin.com/artificial-intelligence/risks-of-artificial-intelligence#:~:text=Is%20AI%20Dangerous%3F,biggest%20dangers%20posed%20by%20AI.

https://www.grammarly.com/blog/what-is-google-gemini/

https://www.ibm.com/topics/text-generation#:~:text=It%20involves%20tasks%20like%20text,is%20easily%20understood%20by%20humans.

The Tanks

This is a long one, but a story that is based on truth and one I feel compelled to tell now that summer is here. I hope you enjoy it.

Empty behemoths, arising in the middle of the woods, hidden from the city below. Today, they are useless, serving only as a quasi-canvas for local Andy Warhol and Picasso-wanna-bes and a refuge for the occasional homeless person.

I hike to them exactly 3 times each year, and each time it is like seeing them anew. I think I’m going to see something different, I guess. Maybe an answer? It hurts.

 Fall is my favorite time. My feet crackle and crush the leaves that fill the air with their musty, delicious smell through the woods. The smell and sounds of the leaves are a temporary balm. Short-lived and only until I come back again. I come a lot in the fall.

The beauty of winter is magical, but I need my ice shoes to avoid falling on snow-hidden ice rinks in the path. On a sunny day, everything sparkles. But when the sky is gray, tree skeletons grasp as if desperately trying to reach for something unseen.

Spring brings the shadow of broken promises. The shadow lays heavy and smothers the sweet smells of life coming awake. I still journey to the tanks in springtime, even though the specters warn me that it’s soon to be time.

Summer.  I will never go up through the woods to see the tanks in summer. Still, it’s hard to resist the force that surges through me like electric shocks. I resist that pull and suffer the shocks because to give in would have far worse consequences.

It’s been years – 54, to be exact. The tanks were clean then, no graffiti, and there were Keep Out signs mounted on the chain link fence that surrounded them.  Still, we climbed the fences. I never did what the others did. They called me the proverbial scaredy cat.

Back then, these veritable giants held the overflow from the reservoir that supplied our small city with water. But unlike the reservoir which was a hotspot for walkers and runners, the tanks were hidden away in the woods.

Rewind: Eighth grade. Invincible.  Catholic school kids. By that time, we had evolved from playtime to cool kid time and had organized ourselves into groups. There were the cool kids, the smart kids, and the down-and-outers. I was one of the smart ones who was always on the periphery of the cool kids while avoiding some of the over-the-edge things they did. Like the tanks. Scaredy-cat.

By virtue of our educational institution, we were tightly wound and mostly separate from non-Catholic school kids.

The cool kids felt compelled to demonstrate their coolness in many, sometimes downright foolish, ways. And the episode that occurred on that hot, sultry summer night was beyond foolish, it was insane.

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“I’m sweating up a storm,’ said Joe. His long hair (now that it was summer he was allowed to grow his hair that would otherwise be cut off by the nuns) caused him to sweat excessively. “I need to go swimming. Where can we go swimming?”

Silly questions because he knew exactly where “we” would go swimming.

“Are you all game?”

Paul, Mike, and Mary were all in with their enthusiasm, while Grace, Victoria and I just looked at each other and shrugged. Whatever the price, we did not want to lose our standing as cool.

It was one of those steamy nights where a thick blanket of humidity hung in the air. The night begged for us to cool our bodies in whatever way we could. Joe led the way, bringing us to the path that opened into the woods where the great monster monoliths lived. He brought a flashlight, but even with, it was hard for those of us back in the line to see. Victoria and I kept tripping over tree roots and rocks, whether because we really couldn’t see, or because we were now very afraid, or a combination of both.

They arise out of nowhere, looming on a wooded hill, great beasts, tempting anyone to try and conquer them.

“What do you say we go home and cool off under the sprinkler,” I said. “Or sneak into the Mahoney’s pool.”

Paul sighed.

“You’ve got to be kidding about the sprinkler and we could get arrested sneaking into the Mahoney’s pool.”

“What do you think could happen to us here?” said Grace.

“It’s not like there’s any neighbors who are up all night,” said Mike.

“Look, if you don’t want to go in, then just stay here and be a lookout,” said Paul. His tone was demeaning, but no matter, I was not going to climb up one of those things and swim in it.

“Here’s the plan,” he continued. “I’ll climb up first and when I’m sure we can get in and out okay, I’ll just holler down ‘okay.’ So, who’s going to go in.

Mike and Mary were quick to nod, while of the three of us remaining, Victoria raised her hand. She did not look thrilled, but coolness beckoned.

It was a long climb up to the top and Paul looked like a miniature human from where we stood. He disappeared for a moment, and then his head popped up. “Okay!”

Mike made the long climb next, followed by Mary. Neither of them was visible after they reached the top, but we could hear some faint splashing and laughing.

Grace and I looked at Victoria who was looking down and kicking at something on the ground with her foot. We stood silent. She finally looked up.

“Do you really want to do this,” I asked.

“It’s something I have to do.”

“Why? We’re not doing it,” said Grace.

“I just do, okay?”

Something was wrong. Victoria’s usual smiley face was like stone, and her tone was abrupt.

She turned away from us, flung her sandals away, and began the seemingly endless ascent to the lip of the tank.   

Then she was gone.

Today the tanks are empty, and one tank has a door carved into its steel container so you can look in and see where it happened.  It’s now an empty weed and garbage-filled lot surrounded by wall-encrusted graffiti.

Photo by David Underland: https://www.pexels.com/photo/rusty-water-tank-in-low-angle-photography-12290161/

An Ode to Spring (not…)

It’s spring —
Really?
Someone forgot to tell
The drooping, budless forsythia, dogwood, and cherry trees,
The lackluster trees and sadly slumping tulips
Blame the weatherperson,
Who promised something better
Than the inches of rain flooding my basement.
And tomorrow?
Back to the snow we didn’t have all winter.
Such is the world,
A backward, forward, upside down mess
That makes no sense,
Just like spring …

Photo by Pew Nguyen: https://www.pexels.com/photo/raindrops-on-glass-window-243971/

Birds of a Feather

Oh for the joys of a lazy Sunday morning after a night of big booming storms. Now we relish the calm – and the coolness. So do my beloved cockatiels who are at last settled after a week of being shuttled here and there as we rearranged the household while moving my 27-year-old daughter out (at last!!) and re-converted her room back into my study.

My tiels stopped eating for a few days and my personal avian alarm, Frederika,  quit her earsplitting screaming, which she does to demand my company, or alert me to the immediate need to have her food replenished.  Her companion, my Freddie, stopped singing his rendition of London Bridge is Falling Down, which is really quite beautiful and definitely audible, even in the backyard.

But now they are now ‘home,’ they are now ‘happy,’ and they have resumed their alerting me that it’s time for their 4 p.m. bowl of popcorn.

Ducks in the Pool

They’re back! And when they arrive, it’s with a big splash! 

Who is “they”?

One of the true and delightful rites of early spring in my life is the arrival of the male and female ducks who unfailingly land and plop down in the water-filled cover of our neighbor’s above-ground pool. It’s going on 10 years that I’ve “experienced” them. Sadly, the average lifespan of a duck is less than 10 years, so is our time together nearing an end? Or might one of the many offspring who have sprung here pick up where his or her parents left off.

Stop! These lovely creatures have just arrived and already I am focusing on their departure when there is another wonderful beginning right in front of me.

Their Story

Every year the ducks arrive soon after the last snow and thus the spring saga begins. They spend some time swimming in the pool cover, and disappear at times, usually evenings, when together they locate the best spot for Mama to lay her eggs and keep them warm. Unlike some other avian species, only the mother is allowed to sit on the eggs while Papa guards the nest and forages for food.  

It’s interesting how she forms her nest. It begins as a 1-to-6-inch bowl-like depression in soft ground into which she plops, and once plopped, that’s where she stays. Instead of bringing materials to the nest, she reaches for brush and vegetation from her perch to both cushion the nest and hide it from view.  Once she lays her eggs, she plucks the soft, downy feathers from her breast to cover and insulate them. Discretion and safety is the watch word for this entire process and believe it or not, in the 10 years I’ve been observing this springtime ritual, only once have I seen Mama with her ducklings waddling behind her.

As I wrote this little piece and did some additional research on one of my favorite wildlife species, I learned some interesting facts about ducks.

  • Although they are “monogamous,” males are known to have “dalliances” with other female ducks.
  • When their wings flap like crazy, be aware they can actually propel their owners up to 55 miles per hour.
  • Quacking? Only females quack; makes merely make a grunting, guttural sound.
  • When breeding season is over, ducks shed their feathers and are unable to fly for 3—4 weeks, a highly helpless time for them.
  • Ducks have a varied diet. They don’t dive in water, but will eat bugs and plants along the surface. They otherwise forage for seeds, worms, snails, etc.

Like all nature’s creatures, ducks have their own special stories to tell, and when they do, they put a smile on my face and joy in my heart.

Happy Spring!

Photo by Photo by Liudmyla Shalimova: https://www.pexels.com/photo/ducks-swimming-in-a-body-of-water-19824820/

A View From 1970

As rain pelted on our windows, the temperature also plummeted and brought with it a deluge of gropple that coated the grass. This is spring. Ha!! In other words, it was indoor time. Feeling bored and restless, I dug through some old files and stuff, and came across this little piece I wrote back in 1970! It’s certainly not as appropriate today, but I thought I’d share its raw simplicity with you.

The little piece

Strange things are happening to a certain mass of individuals we call mankind. Like just the other day I was downtown and on that particular day, the gray streets, huge buildings, and a large mass of mankind roaming about aimlessly, gave me this feeling of panic(I’d been feeling this way a lot lately), like I was lost in a prison with all those people and couldn’t breathe.

I became very depressed, so I walked up to some executive looking guy (briefcase and all) and I asked him, or tried to, “Sir, don’t you ever get depressed being here in the city all the time? Don’t you ever long for the green grass and…”

“Grass!! How DARE you approach me young man. You deserve everything you’re going to get, you, you, you … PUSHER!!”

“Sir, I…” After a vain attempt to try and relinquish the accusation that was thusly levied on me, I found myself admitting something I’d never even done. (My God, I’ve never even seen the stuff!)

I was arrested and given a fair trial. I told my story like I’ve just told you and the man told his, and well, here I am spending the next 25 years of my life in prison.

No, I don’t feel angry. Somehow, I’ve become resigned to it all. I figure if I’m good, I can get out on parole in 10 years or so.

You know, though, it’s funny. I haven’t had that panicky feeling in a long time…

Picture by Photo by Guy Hurst: https://www.pexels.com/photo/cells-in-prison-16293842/

Meditating with my Horse in Spring

I went to see my old horse yesterday. His name is Buzzy; he’s a retired Standardbred racehorse, and I’ve had him since he was 8.

Yesterday was a lovely April Fools Day with the temperatures in the mid-50s under a sunny sky in a part of the country where 10 inches of snow have been known to fall in May.

Today I joined Buzzy in the small lean-to in his also small corral, picking my way through the mud that is officiating whatever spring we are going to have now, before the May snow, that is. Buzzy is blind, but his ears and nose are faultless and when he heard the crinkle of the carrot bag I brought, he stuck his nose out in his blind way of moving and slowly ambled to me.

There we were, together, standing in spring mud while I doled out the mini-carrots to him one by one. His winter blanket is now off, and I was able to brush off the caked mud on his face, neck and body. He is shedding and I love brushing all the winter-born hair off his body. He likes to be groomed. I like to groom him. It’s a meditative thing – creating pleasure in a simple way for an old being. For this human, it’s soothing – watching the geese pair as they devotedly waddle together,  the wasps who have awakened from their winter nests, and the other horses lollygagging in the first warm sun of the season.

Buzzy is 32, and that is old for a horse – VERY old!

I wonder how many more years, seasons, and days we will have together. Hopefully years, more likely seasons, hopefully, more than days.

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